'Hello there, we are about to get married, so can you lick my mom?"
"Is there any pigeon hookers in the facility, or not?"
"No, there isn't and churches are for not hooking pigeons."
"Damn it, keri. Why isn't there any punch in the bowl?"
"Well, I drank all of the punch."
"I'll go get some punch prostitutes orangotuans."
"I do. Do, you?"
"Do you want to start the wedding, already?"
"Yes we do. And that's what we were saying when we said I do."
"Who do you want with pie flavoured gum?"
"I want you."
"Okay, that sounds good."
"Where is the objection?"
"Over here!"
"Who objects to my wedding?"
"I do object the wedding that is your